There was a man from Troubadour
who got blown up during the war.
He did not die, would not concede.
So what is it I'm writing?
It's not just some crappy memoir
or even an attempt at apologizing for everything I've done.
This is a cautionary tale.
I hope that you might learn from my mistakes.
'Cause in the end,
a job is not just a job.
It's who you are.
And if you want to change who you are,
well, first,
you have to change what you do.
There was a man from Troubadour
who got blown up during the war.
He did not die, would not concede.
How many artiforgs did he need?
Here. Thanks.
Stomach, bladder, pancreas, eyes, intestines.
So, what is it? A novel? Epic poem?
Thoughts.
lt's just
stuff.
And it's not finished.
What?
Somebody's coming.
You don't hear it?
What are you doing?
Put them on.
...who got blown up during the war.
He did not die, would not concede.
How many artiforgs did he need?
Stomach, bladder, pancreas,
eyes, intestines, liver, blood, guts, head!
Get down!
Who's that?
Landlord, come to collect.
Grab the typewriter!
There's a fire escape. No, no! Downstairs.
What the fuck is this? This is bullshit.
l thought you were a Level Five.
Quite honest, l'm...
l'm a little disappointed.
You're disappointed?
They sent the ear guy after me, imagine how l feel.
That's a good one.
You'll be laughing out of the other side of your mouth
when l have your heart in my hand.
Shit. Beth! Get back!
Beth!
No!
Fuck!
Shit.
Oh, shit!
lt hurts! Beth, get out of there.
Come on, get out!
Welcome back.
Whose car is this?
The landlord's. l borrowed it.
You're leaking quite a bit of fluid there.
l can fix it.
Where are we going?
We're gonna pick up some supplies.
Where'd you find all that stuff?
When you're on the streets long enough, babe...
There.
"What do you do for a living?" "l'm a fucking lung. Can you believe that shit?
"lt's ridiculous, right?"
Great example he's setting.
You all right?
Never been better.
l'll be five minutes.
Attention, shoppers. This month only...
Hey, Larry. Hi, Larry!
Watch it, kid.
lf you ever want to make Repo,
keep your fucking head up.
What the fuck do you want?
Afternoon, boss.
l should have given you that lung job.
You look good in that thing.
Yeah? lt itches like a motherfucker.
Yeah, that's what the kid said, too.
Nice Taser.
Yours? No.
Nor is that.
l'll do that to the next one.
The one after. The one after that.
l guarantee, you'll run out of Repo Men
before l run out of ways of killing them.
Great, great. This is just great.
Do you have any idea what this makes me look like?
One of my own guys jumping credit, huh?
Yeah.
Now take me out of the system.
Fine. Give me your heart.
l said take me out of the system.
And l said give me your goddamn heart.
For Christ's sake, you sound like one of them,
whining and begging.
There is no way out of the system! You screwed that up
when you pulled your little stunt with the bar codes!
Yeah! That's right, Einstein!
They pulled all the local scanners!
Now every artiforg reclaim has to go back to the main office,
get scanned in behind the pink door!
So, unless you're thinking about breaking into Corporate,
give me your fucking heart!
Or,
and there is an option here,
we could sit down and talk this out.
You know, maybe come up with a plan that fits your...
We're leaving.
Where are we going?
Kenya. South America. Anywhere The Union isn't.
The airport?
No one gets out through the airport. lt's impossible.
Not with these.
l don't get it. How'd he get in here?
He was wearing the damn lung costume.
l'm glad you find this amusing,
'cause now he's yours.
Where's my goddamn shirt, huh?
A job's a job, right?
Your attention, please.
Hold there.
Forward. Thank you. Now boarding, Flight 2701 to São Paulo, Brazil
Sir?
Forward, please. Hold there.
If you are a passenger on that flight, please proceed to Gate 29.
Thank you.
What if it doesn't work?
lt has to work.
Should l check it? No. No.
You really don't want to be found with a jammer in here.
l looked at him. - Huh?
l looked at him. Shit.
A little holiday?
Uh, funeral.
You done with that?
Have a nice day.
Thank you. Forward, please.
Hold there.
Thank you. Forward.
Sir, forward, please.
Hold there.
Thank you. Forward.
That was fun.
Thank you. - Honey, look.
Excuse me, miss? Your leg's bleeding.
Come on.
Ma'am, do you need some assistance?
l'm okay. Thank you. She's fine. Thanks.
We can't let you fly like this. Sorry?
Sir, there's blood all over the floor.
We need to get her cleaned up. l'm fine, really.
ls that really necessary? The quicker we get this done,
the quicker you can get on the plane.
l promise you, she's all right. Let's go.
This way, please. Come on.
We still gonna make the plane? Absolutely.
These tickets refundable? l have no idea, sir.
So when's the last boarding, then?
l don't know, sir.
Okay, let's take a look at that leg.
Doctor told her to take it easy.
She doesn't listen to anyone.
lt's okay. lt happens all the time.
That's him.
You don't want to do that.
Everybody's got to be a fucking hero.
We got to dump this car, get you a new kneecap. Hold on.
l know someone who can help. He's outside the Union.
ls he a vulture?
We don't have any choice.
Believe me, it's the last place l want to go.
This is a bad idea.
He always left me a key up here.
How well did you know this guy?
I gave her my loving She gave me blue balls
I gave her my money...
Put it away. Put it away.
l gave her the thing a man...
Asbury.
Little, little Miss Muffet.
Don't call me that.
We need your help.
Why'd you have to drag me a U-man, huh?
l'm not with them anymore.
Why? Did you quit or was he quitted?
Got my cookies?
Yeah, l got your cookies.
Don't touch anything, U-man.
Come on, stop your whining.
l was thinking of you when l tweaked this.
He always left me a key up here... Asbury... Don't call me that.
Universal remote. Vocal auto-playback with an eight-hour buffer, man.
l'm telling you, this is gonna be a head-blaster at all the parties.
Mark my words.
l see you haven't changed.
Well, no, l haven't.
Have you?
You pay for these?
What'd you say?
Did you pay for these?
Pay for yours?
That's different.
Yeah, how's that different, U-man, huh?
l'm Robin Hood, baby. l'm Jesus, l'm Gandhi.
l can lift the valve from some fresh meat and then drop it in a new client
for half the cost. Bottom line, l don't kill my clients.
l wait for them to die.
What do you do to your clients when you're finished with them, huh?
Chop them up for dog meat? You know what?
You got your own thoughts, huh? Company parrot?
l'd rather be a fucking parrot... Parrot!
...than a fucking vulture! Fucking vulture! Parrot! Parrot!
You think you're the solution, man? You're the problem!
l'm the problem? You're the fucking problem!
Hey! When the pissing contest is over,
may l have some help?
So what do you want me to do? You want me to put you two on the boat, is that it?
Yeah. But l can't run if l can't walk.
l'm sorry, baby, l just don't fly with joints anymore.
We're gonna have to switch over to Alva for that insertion.
That bitch almost killed me.
Well, that's your side of the fairytale, isn't it?
But l'll tell you something. lt warms my cock that you're still sore about that.
Have a seat.
Another one, Mom? - Yeah, baby, another one.
So let Mama work a minute.
That's Little Alva.
Hey. Hello.
Before we start,
l'm gonna need to know about all your other artiforgs.
What do you mean? You put most of them in.
Beth, humor me.
Ears, Vocar.
Opticor eyes.
My liver is a Hexa-Tan from a specialty house in Denmark.
My kidneys are actually two different models.
One is a Union generic.
The other one
didn't hold up so well.
Lord, l thought she was gonna go on forever.
Wait. Don't you need her to tell you the rest?
Nah, that's just my version of "Count back from 100." All right, baby, you're up.
What are we doing? - A new knee.
What? She's the surgeon?
Yeah, l just do anesthesia these days.
The little one's got the steadier hand.
She's five!
She's nine, actually,
but she's been doing this since she was four.
Ain't that right, pumpkin? Shh!
l almost got it.
Yay!
l feel like break dancing.
Go on, then. Hop along.
Wait.
Stay here.
Beth, let's get out of here.
All right, all right, all right, I'm coming. U-man number two, huh?
Man, you guys regen like a cancer...
Beth.
All right...
lt just goes on like that for awhile.
How'd you find us?
Found you the same way you would have found me.
l see what's going on here.
l get this. l get it. l do.
But l can make this right with Frank.
All you got to do is you got to come back with me.
Beth, wait there.
l'll deal with you later. l'll deal with you later.
No.
l can't go back.
That's who you are, man.
That's who you are.
Not anymore. Not since the accident.
There you go again with the accident!
lf l had known that you were going to be such a
pussy about the accident...
What?
What, you thought it was fate?
Sort of karmic plan to get you right with the world?
ls that what you thought?
Jake... Let me tell you,
the cosmos, it doesn't know shit
about swapping out electrical leads.
You rigged the defib unit.
Didn't you?
For what?
So l'd build up debt so l wouldn't transfer to sales?
You're not a salesman, man! You never would've been. You never could be!
All you had to do was just to keep working.
You and me, doing our thing.
You're fucking crazy, do you know that?
You could have killed me.
l tried to save your life.
l'm not going with you.
Well, l'm not letting you go.
God!
God.
Let's go, buddy.
No!
You owe it to yourself.
You've done this a thousand times!
Buddy, you and me, we're always gonna be Repo.
- Stay with me. - Always.
There is no way out of the system! You screwed that up
when you pulled your little stunt with the bar codes!
Hey, wake up.
Wake up.
Come on, get up.
You okay?
Uh-uh.
We got to go.
Raid! Repo!
Raid, raid!
Go! Go! Go!
Raid!
Fuck!
Help me! Please, help!
Where'd they go?
Singing my favorite song.
Okay.
Wait. Back off!
Give me one reason
why l shouldn't pull this trigger.
Welcome to your world, Repo Man.
Come back inside.
We can stay here until we find a way out.
There is no way out.
Stop, please.
There is no way out.
Not for anyone.
Wherever we go, wherever we hide, they'll find us.
That's what they do. That's what l did.
What do you want to do?
Finish this.
Okay, so we go to headquarters and find the pink door...
We go to headquarters, we find the pink door, we wipe the system.
No more accounts.
Nobody's overdue.
That's easy.
Here he is. Hmm?
Peanut. Dad!
Thanks for bringing him. l can't believe you let it get this far.
Just let me have a minute with my son.
Who's she?
Carol, shall we do this on the train?
Come on.
Frank and Jake are calling me three times a day,
trying to find you.
l haven't got time for this.
All l'm asking for is a few minutes with Peter.
Do you think l'm having a good time
trying to raise him on my own? Mom! Dad.
Peter, l'm talking!
l didn't have a fucking choice!
You think l wanted to just walk away from the situation?
Give me a moment with my son.
Oh, l'm sure that's exactly what you like,
for your problems to just walk away and just disappear.
That's not...
Peter!
That was very naughty.
Very, very naughty what you just did.
Come on, come on, we gotta go.
When you're old enough, you read this.
And if you still want to see your old man, l'll be in Punta del Este.
Can you say that? Punta del Este.
l love you. Look after your mum.
Hi.
Come on. Again?
So, what's the plan?
Wait here.
My feet are always freezing.
What? The cotton socks don't work?
l always wear cotton socks. Hey, who's this guy?
Sir, this is a restricted area.
lt's all about who you know.
So what is it, bright pink or pale pink?
l don't know. You see a pink door, you go for it.
Let's go.
Come on.
Oi!
Come on.
Oi!
This is it?
Oh, shit.
Union men. What are we going to do?
Fuck.
Grab the ax.
Freeze!
- Don't move! - Drop it now!
Your weapons! Drop your weapons! Do it now!
Anyone comes through that door, kill them.
Hacksaw!
Please make your way to the nearest exit.
This is not a drill.
Have a nice day.
Go on. Make a delivery.
Please make your way to the nearest exit. This is not a drill.
Beth!
Great! That's just fucking great!
There's no keyboard.
So?
So, if there's no keyboard, how can l get into the system?
How do l wipe the accounts?
Maybe there's a different way. Using what?
l don't know. An interface or something.
Look at it, Beth, it's a scanner. That's it.
Even if we were just... l mean, we...
The only...
The only way out of the system...
ls what?
The only way out of the system is to repo ourselves.
Can't get in without a forg.
We're surrounded by the fucking things.
Please make your way to the nearest exit. This is not a drill.
You're kidding, right?
Stop it.
No. Stop it.
No! Beth.
We'll die. Beth.
We can fight our way back out.
We didn't come all this way to run back out.
Help me.
Wait.
l can't.
Beth.
l can't dance the mambo alone.
Please deposit one artiforg in reclaim drawer.
Have a nice day.
Please make your way to the nearest exit.
This is not a drill.
Have a nice day.
Stay with me.
Always.
Stay with me.
Only one left, all right?
Only one left.
Don't go now.
What are you doing?
l'm losing her.
There's only one left.
Oh, Jesus, this is fucking pathetic. Finish it.
Stay with me!
ls it really worth it?
ls she really worth it?
She's worth every job we ever did.
End it, Jake.
Now.
All right, then.
Enough of this bullshit. l'll do it myself.
Beth.
Give her a shot.
Just give her a shot.
We're out.
Please deposit 11 artiforgs in reclaim drawer.
Have a nice day.
We're not out yet, buddy.
Not yet.
Scorched earth. Just like you told the kid.
Romans... They were some badasses.
Artiforg not recognized. Lockdown in effect.
An administrator will be with you shortly.
Have a nice day.
Every day
Will be like a holiday
Mmm.
Christ, it's hot.
lt's the tropics.
Yeah, l know.
lt's hot.
Are you going to stay here and act macho, or come and have some fun?
Christ, it's hot. Huh?
Macho.
Sounds kind of fruity.
Peter had it published.
"An instant classic.
"The depths of this author's insights are astonishing."
Am l in this?
What's happening?
It's just a glitch. It'll sort itself out.
There. All better.
See? His endorphins are up, limbic system's running strong.
Hey, hey, you guys take it easy.
l want him to be comfortable. All right?
Yes, sir. Nothing to worry about.
lf that hook had hit him any lower,
it might have posed a problem.
The M.5 Neural Net is top of the line.
What's he thinking about?
No way to know.
Yeah, but he's happy right now.
As long as someone's paying for the system.
There's 50 commissions right there. That'll take care of his heart,
that'll take care of the down payment on the M.5.
The Union can dock my pay for the rest.
Hey, sir. Sir!
This one's still alive.
Leave her. l'll take care of her.
Hold.
Sweet dreams, buddy.
For extensive neurological injuries,
l'd have to recommend the M.5 Neural Net.
We're running a special on it this month,
18% for the first year, 24% after that.
Why should your loved one pass on just because of a little brain damage?
That's barbaric.
That's just bad science.
With the M.5 Neural Net, yesterday's dreams are today's reality.
Imagine your loved ones living out the rest of their natural lives
in a world where they are always happy, always content,
and always taken care of.
You owe it to your family.
You owe it to yourself.
A little fruit for the fruit?
Why not?
Cheers.